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Car Breaker…12 o’ clock Level…Closing!!

Had my Dadu been an air force pilot, this is how he would have reacted on that day when we had our first encounter with this apparition from hell. I was eight then. We were driving along at a jolly pace when Dadu suddenly braked sharply and the car hit something low and solid. Thanks to my being a kid, my interview with the car ceiling did not quite reach the kissing stage. My grandmother was not quite as fortunate and Dadu had to bear the brunt of her anger. It was then that Dadu coined the term, one which I am inclined to patent, the car-breaker, for it was no ordinary speed breaker that had made its presence thus felt. It was a creation about two-thirds the height of an ordinary speed breaker but one tenth its width.

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The effect of the car breaker was and is devastating. Cars moving along at 60 kmph drop to 6 kmph before you can say ‘What did I do to deserve this?’ In fact, I believe it has a connection with the advent of power brakes in every car in India. Anyway, the word I used is devastating. You can see its awesomeness in the shards of glass that litter the front and back of every car- breaker; these are usually remnants of doomed tail lights but it may not always be restricted to that.

The car breaker (CB) has no ideal speed to drive over it, none at all. I have tried it at 50 with terrible results. I have tried it at 30 with terrible results. Only at 10 did I note an improvement. However, the rapid deceleration and subsequent acceleration of the car proved nauseating and the jolt became almost a pleasing option.

In fact even the casual walker has sometimes felt the effects of this particularly efficient tripper.

A variant of this work of art has multiple tomb-like structures arrayed in a series. The effect is similar to that of sailing aboard a ship soon to be ship wrecked or riding a dromedary camel that has been taking tips from a kangaroo.

Following the caste system

Whether we like it or not, India is the last of caste and speed breakers too follow it. The width of the speed breaker is inversely proportional to the width of the road. The larger, wider, gentler speed breakers are allocated to the bigger cities of India. Their ostentatious white coat of paint mocked at their lesser cousins in smaller cities and towns. It was only natural for the oppressed classes to strike back. The CB is the champion of the lower class and has been unleashed with vengeance in the smaller cities in India. It acts as the ultimate class leveler. It is so cheap and easy to build that many homes now own one CB on the doorstep instead of a pet dog. It makes traffic stop for you. Most importantly, it destroys rich people’s cars, especially the imported ones having low road clearance.

User Response

India is the land of jugaad. Responding to this new threat was necessary for the law-abiding roadizens of this country. So let us jump to the manoeuvring techniques for car breakers.

Technique #1 The lesser Evil: The vehicle makes contact with the lowest point of the CB which due to some queer construction technique is usually at the sides. There may initially be no difference between the heights of this point and of other points but soon enough, we note a significant depression at this point. The point becomes points and victory is attained.

Technique #2 The Road Gully: The ingenious scooterist not only skips the CB but the road as well. He conducts a deft manoeuvre of moving to the left of the CB and emerging unscathed by moving back to the road on the other side. The car-wallah is at least partially able to execute this as well. Soon, the place beside the CB becomes a neat gully. Be warned, the road gully can turn out to be a road ditch in the monsoons.

Technique #3 Seek and Destroy: By far the most effective of the techniques, this seeks the source of the trouble and removes it. Sections of the car breaker are removed or destroyed producing large gaps which are then used as passage.

Technique #4 Stiff Upper Lip: Remember your ancestors who stood up bravely to face the iniquities of life and charge the enemy. It has the advantage of being the fastest of the techniques but the disadvantage of being the most painful. This one is for the wealthier lot who look for excuses to buy a car.

In spite of these brilliant tactics, the shards of glass thus continue to serve their decorative function as a white carpet ahead of the CB, the reason being that their simultaneous use has the side effect of causing violent deadlocks. So heed the warning, when you hear bandit…car breaker… 12 o’ clock… level…closing!!

12 o’ clock  means directly in front. Also called bullseye. Level means level i.e same altitude.

All photographs have been clicked by yours truly.

Gold’s is the true bull run of the 21st Century

Ask Midas and he will tell you that gold is a class in itself. Gold is often called the barbaric relic and rightly so. It has bedeviled people for thousands of years as the ultimate store of wealth. Bappi Lahiri may be one of the best music composers of his generation but he is the most prudent investors too,literally wearing his love for gold on his sleeve.

Gold:The International Story

Gold has lived in tumultous times. It has been loved but it has also been reviled as responsible for financial crises and delays in economic recovery. After all, a gold standard prevents runaway monetary expansion. In 1973, the removing of gold backing of the dollar triggered the greatest boom in the history of gold with gold peaking at $ 850/oz in 1980,rising from $ 35/oz in 1973. Those were interesting times. Crude too had hit $ 100 a barrel only a short time earlier. Gold then saw a terrible bear market for the next twenty years that virtually killed confidence in gold as a store of value. Its obituaries were written and central banks, most notably the Bank of England unloaded the gold in their reserves.

Look at this chart from 1971-2005. You can see how the 20 year bear market in gold had lower tops and lower bottoms till 2000 when the trend suddenly changed spectacularly. It was almost as if it were echoing Jennifer Lopez in her millennium song ‘Waiting For Tonight’. At Y2K, gold launched itself into a bull run that has not ended yet.

Gold has seen big crests and troughs in its career

Note how gold took 25 years to get back to its previous peak but the actual upward movement took almost no time

 

The first chart covers gold’s trajectory till 2005, the year in which it recaptured 1979 highs once again. The other one covers the 2Ks till present. As you can see, it is a largely undisturbed trend except for except for brief periods of volatility in 2006, 2008 and 2011 (The latest one cannot actually be called a correction yet. It could also be the start of a bear market although I would bet against it).

The stellar run of gold in the new millennium

The stellar run of gold in the new millennium

Gold: the Indian Story

Indians have been gold bulls from the times of Alexander. We never had much of the precious metal naturally available in India but a long tradition of accepting virtually all our foreign trade payments only in gold and silver has led to Indians being the greatest hoarders of gold in the world.

The Indian belief in the value of gold has been vindicated time and again

The Indian belief in the value of gold has been vindicated time and again

However, let’s cut to the present.In the last 40 years, the experience of the Indian consumer has been very different. He has only seen rising prices. Gold imports were banned in the 1970s and thus smuggling was common.(Big B as Don was engaged in gold smuggling).This kept prices even higher than international prices. The graph below does not take that into account. There never have been bear markets except for two periods 80-86 and 96-01 when it dropped but not too significantly.Why is India so decoupled from the global markets?
The hero or villain depending on which side of the buy/sell equation you are is the INR/USD exchange rate.

The rupee weakens, then hangs onto a support, then weakens again

The rupee weakens, then hangs onto a support, then weakens again

It is rather obvious that the rupee has been on a long term downward trend and in spite of being less volatile in recent years, the current stabilization of the rupee at 48-50 instead of 42-44 is part of a larger structural weakness of the rupee. Even if gold prices fall internationally, a falling rupee takes it up.
This rather reinforces Bappida’s and the common Indian’s belief in the yellow metal. India consumes 900 tons of gold every year. Indians have between 20000-25000 tons of gold stored privately which is around 15% of the total gold mined in the word till date(165000 tons). The global gold output is around 2500 tons. Buying gold is no investment(except very recently)for Indians, it is sacred tradition. So we Indians actually drive the price of gold even if the prices in our spot markets do not reflect global trends.

The movers and shakers of gold:

Real interest rates:Gold acts inversely with real interest rates. This is a long term phenomenon that can actually be relied upon. In today’s low interest rate scenario, gold should rule the roost.

Liquidity: There has to be money to buy gold. Even if real interest rates are low and there is no confidence in the equity markets, gold would still collapse in the absence of liquidity. This happened in 2008 when a run on equity markets also led to a run on gold.

Dollar index: Being dollar denominated, gold moves inversely with gold. It is no coincidence that the gold lows of 1999 and 2000 coincided with lifetime highs of the dollar index.

Gold is Money: The non-stop printing of dollars by the US Fed is undermining the dollar.Central banks have turned net buyers in the last two-three years after decades of selling. There is no doubt that the world will have to rely less on the dollar in the future. Gold could very well be back as a reserve currency. Unlike paper currency, it is real and can be felt and touched and its writ is not determined by a government.

Hedge against hyperinflation: Yes, you read that right. In India, because of the depreciating rupee, gold does act as a hedge against inflation but it is not always bought when inflation goes up. Therelationship is more complicated than that. However, in a case of hyperinflation, there is no asset like gold. It is literally te only asset left standing. So if confidence in the fiat currency in which you hold your assets erodes or it devalues itself crazily, only precious metals can save you. Hyperinflation is a very rare event but it can never really be ruled out in an intrinsically flawed financial system.

China: China is also the world’s largest producer of gold but it exports none of it. Its central bank has also been buying gold externally and is rumoured to be building a gold war chest as a hedge against a falling dollar. China is likely to overtake us this year in terms of gold consumption.
Jewellery: In India as well as China, gold has its use as jewellery. In case the investment does not work out, physical gold could be converted into jewellery. Most families do need jewellery on occassions like marriage and so hedging the risk being forced to buy it at a much higher cost in the future is prudent. The physical asset or a gold ETF could be used for the purpose.

Naysayer arguments:

Useless Ponzi asset: Warren Buffett wrote this year that gold is an unproductive Ponzi asset that no use whatsover and is bought in the hope that it would someone would pay a higher price for it in the future. He is right but remember that Buffett held vast quantities of silver from 1997-2006 and mistimed his exit thus completely missing out on the bull run in the white metal.

Technicals: Gold has formed lower tops and lower bottoms after falling from its September peak of $1920/oz. It is currently at 1700. There is not a whole lot of strength in its movements. It has also been in a very long bull market and thus could fall a long way.

Too Many Bulls: There is no doubt that the number of people bullish on gold has increased greatly in 2011. The correction post September has reduced the number. Market peaks and bottoms are usually reached when the buyer seller ratio becomes extremely skewed. Saying this for gold is difficult because we do not see the average Joe giving advice on gold and buying it aggressively yet.

Do I buy it then?

The long term fundamentals for gold are very strong and specially for the Indian consumer, buying gold is never a bad decision. In the last few months, we have seen gold moving in a very narrow band between 27000-29000 per 10 grams while international prices have yo-yoed largely due to the rupee which has played the see-saw with international price movements and led to a cancellation of both factors.
An appreciation of the rupee could make gold cheaper but it is also equally true that if gold breaks out, 1920 is not too far. A close above those highs could take gold to any level. That could make gold completely unaffordable for those who need it for jewellery. Thus, if one does not have gold, accumulating it at present levels may not be a bad idea. Having said that, till it resumes its trend, it is as risky as equity. Do not treat it like a safe haven.